Gotta Love New York

Spending 4 straight weeks in New York apparently means running into some hilarious signs everywhere! I love it. I have only captured two of them on photo so far, but I am on a mission to get the others I've seen yet too.

1. Um...what exactly happened in this bathroom that resulted in this sign being posted in the stall?! (Maybe I don't actually want to know...)
2. What caused the renters of this car to THINK there may be a mouse in it? I'm curious if there was visual confirmation at any point. (Dear Enterprise, I hope you exterminated this bad boy just in case. Love, one of your renters.)

I may just be more on the lookout for awesomeness when I'm here in my favorite place in the world, but even so....pure entertainment, right? I'm working on getting the others.